A day in the life of a beekeeper  

Batik & beeswax
My first interest in bees came about indirectly, as the best things in life do. In this case through my pursuit of beeswax for use in Batik work.
I was put in touch with a woman called Nancy who was something to do with spinning, weaving and dyeing. She also kept a few colonies of bees and kindly kept me supplied with beeswax, always free of charge, which should go some way to dispel the myth that all beekeepers are tight fisted. At some point, Nancy suggested that I might consider becoming a beekeeper myself. I turned down the suggestion, dismissing the idea and taking the hint that perhaps Nancy was slightly mad and getting fed up of this crazy artist pestering her for wax.

The ‘good life’
Some years later, my wife and I moved to Countesthorpe which to us city people was a rural idyll. Our new house had a large garden. First came the homegrown vegetables and fruit, then came the chickens who produced beautiful golden yolked eggs. A few colonies of bees became the next stage of what our neighbours called the ‘good life.’

My first swarm
Only a few weeks into my new hobby, I had a telephone call from the principal at the local community college who told me that a swarm of bees had formed in a tree in the college grounds. (News travels quickly that there’s a beekeeper nearby, albeit a novice.)
There were some workman nearby who had stopped work for fear of being stung so, after quickly reading up about how to deal with a swarm, I arrived at the college suitably dressed in the full gear, with smoker billowing for effect and I climbed up the stepladder, cardboard box in hand watched by a crowd. I could sense the disappointment when the rugby ball sized mass did exactly what the book said they would, fell kerplunk, into the box, following a sharp tug on the branch, followed only by a bit of buzzing before settling down. No stings, nobody being chased.
I felt quite proud of myself for having handled the swarm and decided to merge them with my colony in my garden only to discover a very depleted hive. It soon became clear that it was a swarm from my own hive which I had simply fetched back.

Instruction
Practically everything I’ve learnt about bees, I owe to Derek. A long-term beekeeper in charge of teaching the basics to beginners at Brooksby apiaries. One evening Derek showed us a trick he used to encourage the bees to transfer their surplus honey stores from the brood chamber up to the supers (where the beekeeper could make use of it.) This involved scraping the wax seal on the brood frames using the hive tool. Bees, being the intelligent and clean creatures that they are, clean up this exposed honey and take it upstairs to the supers, making way for more egg laying activity below. Keen to make sure that our first honey harvest was a good one, I began scraping away the wax seals in earnest. I can only assume that I overdid it as hours later I went into the garden to watch the bees and saw in alarm that the foragers were flying back to the hive to be met by a pool of honey, now trickling out of the hive entrance with some hundreds of bees wading their way through. My first thought was to phone for advice. Derek’s calm and measured response could have been a pre-recorded message, it sounded just as down to earth and re-assuring as ever: "they’ll be fine, don’t worry, they’ll be fine."
"Are you sure? They’re in a right mess, they’re drowning in the stuff."
"they’ll be fine"
By the next morning the night shift had done a great job of cleaning up the mess and I resolved never to be so greedy again.

Innovation
Something positive came out of this episode though. I now knew what efficient cleaners bees were. So when I discovered a small pool of honey on the upholstery of my wife’s car, an idea came to me in a blinding flash of inspiration. I scooped up some of the honey onto a piece of paper and went into the back garden to the hive entrance. Pretty soon a couple of bees showed an interest and begin devouring the honey. I carefully carried the paper and bees to the front garden and left it in the boot of the car. Within half an hour, thousands of bees could be seen flying by the side of the house to collect the honey. I watched in amazement at the sheer volume of bees passing to and fro from hive to car and back and Maria from next door shouted to me from her bedroom window to ask what was going on. "I’m getting the bees to clean the car." Maria muttered something about a nutter and slammed the window shut.

A bee’s defence
A commonly asked question when people learn that I keep bees is "do you wear all the kit, veil and everything?"
The question is more to do with aesthetics rather than practicalities and could be translated as "Don’t you mind looking so stupid?" After been stung numerous times in the course of beekeeping, I have to say yes, I do wear the kit, veil and all, and no, I don’t really care how it looks. There have been times in my first year when I’ve felt confident (or reckless) enough to handle the bees unprotected. I can tolerate the occasional sting on a hand, an arm or a leg. Occasionally the bees sting in more intimate places but the worse thing has to be a sting on the head. It hurts, but what follows is much worse: the swelling by the following day has dropped to the bridge of my nose and the corners of my eyes have lost definition with the tautness of the flesh from the swelling making me look like something out of Star Trek, the next generation. On one occasion I had to teach a class the next day. They were very polite but I could tell from their prolonged and slightly amused stares that they were trying to work out what it was about me that was different.
Nowadays, apart from occasionally handling the bees without gloves, I don’t take any unnecessary risks. I treat them gently and with the respect that they deserve. The bees respond well to this and the result is less stings and better quality bee- time.


Moving hives
Keeping bees in the garden is a real pleasure. To walk out on a warm summer evening and watch the last of the foragers flying back to the hive and to smell the raw nectar on the air are real bonuses of beekeeping.
At some point it became necessary to move the hives to a more suitable site, far from worried neighbours. This is no straight forward job.
The entrance has to be blocked off in the evening when you’re sure that all of the foragers are back. The hive is strapped together to facilitate being moved without it falling apart and for good measure a large net curtain is draped over so that if there are any bees loose, they won’t be flying around the car. (That’s the intention at least.)
However, on the morning that I was moving them I peered out of the kitchen window at the six or so hives, strapped up, netted and lined up ready to go and noticed a tell-tale mass of bees which had somehow managed to escape one of the hives and now sat, a frustrated seething mass just under the net. Too late now. The only answer was to put my gear on and transport them all as they were. Inevitably there were some escapees flying around the car, quite unnerving when you’re driving.

Nowadays
My bees are now sited nearby, far enough away from the village to cause concern to worried neighbours. They are in a south - westerly facing sheltered spot with gardens, hedgerows and fields to forage in and a nearby pond to keep them supplied with water.

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